She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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