my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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