Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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