Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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