Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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