Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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