I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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