how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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