ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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