who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
i think im in europe. pls send help
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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