I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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