so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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