Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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