Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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