I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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