Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
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Quick, to the slutcave!
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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