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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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