she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
i think we sleep fucked last night...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Do plants get herpes?
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