i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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