So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
She said her name was "party"
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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