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• (925): View more from California

  Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?

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  Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through

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• (561): View more from Florida

  i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked

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• (512): View more from Texas

  this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on

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  29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.

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  So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?

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  pills.

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• (626): View more from California

  I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...

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• (650): View more from California

  Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES

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  21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra

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• (619): View more from California

  I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done

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