I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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