I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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