weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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