Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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