So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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