im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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