I wanna passion pit in your ass
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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