ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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