Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
and she was petting her beer can
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It's shark week go big or go home
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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