I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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