Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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