My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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