Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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