He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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