I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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