she looked like the bat from fern gully.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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