So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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