508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I didn't shave. On purpose
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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