end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
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