they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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