so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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