It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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