just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It's never too late to be topless.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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