well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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