Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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