I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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