I'm really into asian looking animals
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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