I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
did i walk over a car last night?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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