Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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