i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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