she was so not down for the gang bang
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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