you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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