your thong is hanging out like whoa
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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